6 thoughts on “July 3, 2018

  1. You know, if they DID use warp drive, they’d cross the distance between Earth and Mars in next to no time…and Samantha would have her baby born on Mars 3 months later — therefore making it an Offical Martian citizen.

  2. Fred: “Why can’t they just beam him aboard?”
    Elliott: “This is reality, Fred.”
    “E.T., the Extraterrestrial”

    • *glances at Leonardo.*
      He’s an inve-
      *Remembers that this is a corporate space vessel.*
      Oh. right. He can’t do that because it would be instantly confiscated by the CEO and then monetized.

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