3 thoughts on “May 29, 2018

  1. The dodos should google “trephination” before they ask for the can opener again. There might be more than one reason Samantha hid the can opener…

  2. Samantha: “Let me make this very clear: We have limited food stores, and the amount of food we grow is also limited. Everything was calculated to feed the number of people who we PLANNED on coming along for this mission. You two were not included. That means our margin of error for not all starving to death became paper thin.
    I will say this as simply as I can for you: You will eat ONLY what we ration to you, because if you recklessly deplete the food supply, you BECOME the food supply. Do we have an understanding?”

    “(Gulp) Aye-Aye, Commander!”

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